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23 October 2007 @ 12:35 pm
Subtle Hint #9  
Well since I know no one is reading my long-winded angsty Andes drama, here is a bit of fun for all of us to enjoy.

Title: Subtle Hint #9
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: NA/DB
Word Count: 130
Rating: PG(ish)
Summary: Beware the Danny.

NOTE: Someone keeps asking for more…and more…and more…
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8

Subtle Hint #9

“Hey Nicholas!”


“Want anything from the shop?”

“Not really.”




“We are working, Danny.”

“Hmph. Okay well I’ll be right back.”

Nicholas stopped himself from smashing his head into the steering wheel as Danny got out of the car. He waited. Patiently.

“Welcome back, Sergeant Butterman. Nice of you to drop in on your job.”

“Heyyyy, that weren’t nice. Just getting somethin’ from the shop.”

“You are a police officer, Danny. You cannot allow yourself to be distracted by simple physical pleasures while you are on duty.”

“I s’pose you’re right. Good of you to point it out, Nick…You know what?”


“You taught me everything I know, Nicholas. Really, you ‘ave.”

“Have I? Well I suppose was instrumental in…erm…Danny…”


“Put down the lollypop.”

"...jus' practicing." Danny smiled.
Current Mood: amusedamused
rhea530: crankyrhea530 on October 23rd, 2007 05:09 pm (UTC)
HA! This is too cute. Danny is so devious; I don't know why Nick thinks he has a chance. :)
lacking in glitter: subtexttawg on October 23rd, 2007 10:27 pm (UTC)
Tsk tsk. Danny certainly has been a naughty boy. I wonder when Nicholas will go back to practicing 'procedurally correct restraint techniques' on him?
zombie survivalistbeccavox on October 25th, 2007 12:08 am (UTC)
ah, these make me happy...

and as for the long-winded angsty Andes drama...I'm reading! I'm reading. I've had to take a few days off of my fun reading to grade essays. Man, I wish my students would just write slash fic from my favorite fandoms. But really, I'm reading. :)

wolfy_writing on October 25th, 2007 05:32 am (UTC)
Still awesome.

And if you write one every time someone goes "More! More!" you'll be at it forever.
panda: House: flowers!pandatini on October 25th, 2007 11:55 pm (UTC)
noooo! Do an R-rated one! Or NC17! I want to know what happened in the jail cell .... *puppy eyes*

These are just amazing. I seriously want to marry you. You are one of the best fanfic writers I have ever found in terms of character voice and .... awesomeness. I can *see* and *here* the characters from the movie saying these exact lines, and it totally sounds like them. And guh, you are a tease. Now I'm going to go have to read your Andes fic and see if there is more action there.

NOTE: Someone keeps asking for more…and more…and more…

Moar! Moar! Moar!! Pleeeeeeeeze! I will love you forever and marry you and have your little Danny/Nick babies ... pretty pretty pleeeeez ....
mikes_grrl on October 26th, 2007 01:29 am (UTC)
There is always MORE! Fear not.

The Andes fic is particularly brutal on characterization, I warn you now. But I did fun sex with Dilemma and Hazy Fuzz, and I've got a genuine "chick flick" style thingie ramping up and I think there might be another sequel to "Nicholas Slips Up" somewhere. And of course the whole Subtle Hint saga...

Yes, definately, MOAR!!!!

You are so sweet. Thanks for all the encouragement! No need to sign on the dotted line, you can just love me forever anyway... *wink*
mapanda: Eddie Izzard on: The Art of Wearing Heelmapanda on November 4th, 2007 03:07 am (UTC)
Danny is so evil. :)