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08 October 2007 @ 10:46 pm
I Can't BELIEVE I Wrote This...  
Oh. MY GAWD. I went ahead and wrote a follow-up to Would You? This is that follow-up. It is MADE of wrong and squick and fail and...and...well, read it.

TITLE: Would You?
CHARACTERS: Frank Butterman/Simon Skinner, Rev. Philip Shooter/PC Bob Walker YES YOU READ THAT RIGHT
A/N: Same old weird writing style...Oh my GOD I can't stop wibbling with FAIL...Um, there's snogging and petting...

“Walk you home?” -Skinner’s not asking

“Oh, well…of course,” -Frank’s hesitance is too obvious

“Something the matter?” -Skinner’s elbow is bumping Frank’s

“N-no, nothing’s th’matter,” -Frank can’t help it

“I’ve never known you to be so…rigid…Frank,” -Skinner’s words are neatly arranged

“I am not,” -Frank rounds on him, maybe a bit too soon

-There is no space between them, no room for doubt or remorse, no time for second-guessing. There is heat and fear and need, there are stifled gasps, moans, panicked panting, confusion. There are hands clawing at Frank’s hip, at Simon’s back, filled mouths, flushed cheeks, flush bodies.

"This isn't-" -Frank can only resist verbally

"Yes, this is," -Skinner purrs, licks the lobe of an ear, clutches tightly, grinds...

-Frank doesn't know of a less-dignified sound to make than begging Simon to take him

“Abid laterbe au’,” -When Walker chews gum, his words are clearer

“They have you out this late?” -Philip is dead in his shoes

“Ennem,” -Walker smiles at the ground

“Yes, I suppose,” -It was only one comment…

“Izjudderin, wibbaladin musans’gonabout, ibbidinafe, terberarin, ennem?” -Walker shuffles, snuffles, glances once, and again for good measure

“…I-I suppose so,” -He wills himself to smile, look away, distract himself in some trifling way

-Walker turns and studies the Reverened, purses his lips, sighs heavily as he shakes his head and leans down to pat Saxon between the ears.

“Eejaguddug,” -Walker’s words are so casual they’re forced

“Yes, yes he is,” -Philip isn’t rattled so much as he is torn, and bidding goodnight to the Constable is the hardest thing he’s had to do in a long, long time

“Philip!” -Walker yells to him, hand in the air, a salute, an invitation

“Bob,” -Philip inclines his head, smiles, hesitates

“…Let me walk with you, please,” -Walker is at his side, uncertain, unwavering, but incredibly clear

“Who are you trying to fool?” -Philip is smiling, glowing, head to toe and tingling

“Everyone,” -Walker whispers the word against his lips, against Philip’s
Current Mood: dorky
Red: Hot Fuzz - Blow Up?redderz on October 10th, 2007 05:14 am (UTC)
*brain explode* XD
stelluci: PWNstelluci on October 10th, 2007 05:59 am (UTC)
neek_love: Not_amused!neek_love on October 10th, 2007 06:29 am (UTC)
One day you're going to kill me with the WRONG.

Well written though :)
mikes_grrl on October 10th, 2007 01:53 pm (UTC)


You did NOT...omg you DID...ooowwwwww........mommee
stellucistelluci on October 10th, 2007 05:13 pm (UTC)
Worst part?

I'm officially writing a full-length fic about the two of 'em.

It's nice to write a fic about people in love who aren't humping each other's legs.

Although...Skinner attacking everything that moves...Hey, they even decided in the commentaries that he smelled like Leather and Wealth!
mikes_grrl on October 11th, 2007 01:13 am (UTC)
Well let's be perfectly honest: I wouldn't throw Skinner out of my bed, either. LOL!

I agree it is nice to write something other than humping (variety! variety!).

FYI I have a thingie for Walker (me + older men = happiness! I do *not* have an annoying laugh, though...). I love the way you made him a bit...strrrrange and devious. Nice!
lacking in glitter: subtexttawg on October 11th, 2007 06:06 am (UTC)
I love Walker-centric fics, or bits of fics. I think he gets more development in fanfic than most of the main characters do. Also, I highly endorse the upper-aged slashing.

And Skinner. So there will be more of this?
stelluci: rudystelluci on October 12th, 2007 09:24 pm (UTC)

I just trashed an NWA-centric fic, but I shall go save it now. I didn't think anybody actually liked them! *blushes*
lacking in glitter: subtexttawg on October 13th, 2007 09:24 am (UTC)
I do! There are sooo many characters in Hot Fuzz that it can't see a reason why they all can't be brought out and played with. You should definately keep chipping away at the NWA.
ExasperatedSigh: Cheekyexasperatedsigh on August 14th, 2008 03:02 am (UTC)
The fact that I went "oh hell yeah!" when I saw those pairings is a testament to either how weird I am or how excellent of a writer you are. I'm going to go with the latter.