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07 October 2007 @ 08:06 pm
Old People are Still People  
The NWA is very, very gay. I have decided.

TITLE: Would You?
RATING: PG-13
CHARACTERS: Frank Butterman, Robin Hatcher, Roy Porter, Rev. Philip Shooter, Simon Skinner
A/N: A bit of drinking implied, a bit of snogging, one of the WEIRDEST pairing allusions EVER, which I may write...If I can get the stomach for it...And a strange writing style



“I totally would.” -Frank

“Noooo,” -Skinner laughs

“I would!” - Frank insists

“He probably would,” -Philip chuckles

-Robin chokes on his scotch, laughing

“I’d have to see it,” -Robin laughs

Really?” -Skinner isn’t convinced

“Well, what about you, then?” -Robin challenges

“Hmm…Obviously Angel…Then Wainwright, not little Andy...hmmm...Timothy...and of course Peter.” -Skinner’s laundry list

Peter?” Roy repeats

“What’s wrong with that?” -Skinner’s confusion is as fake as his other emotions

“I knew you wouldn’t pick Danny, but I thought Turner for sure,” -Robin mutters into his alcohol

“Turner? You must mean the well-kept one,” -Skinner’s laughter is derisive

“Let’s not bring Danny into this,” -Frank is suddenly uncomfortable

“You’re the one confessing to itching after all your boys,” -Philip’s flippant shrug earns him a round of laughter

“Well, what about us?” -Frank makes everyone uncomfortable on purpose. Revenge…

-Everyone is silent.

“I’d sleep with you,” -Skinner is upfront as usual

“Really?” -Frank nearly loses his teeth

“Sure, why not?” -Skinner winks at him

…Really?” -Frank is crimson

“Naaah,” -Robin is laughing to the point of tipsiness

“You wouldn’t tussle with any’in?” -Roy challenges the doctor

“Never,” -Robin is stalwart

“I’d bother with Walker,” -If not for the lull in conversation, the Reverend’s comment would have been missed

-A brief pause, followed by extreme laughter

“Well, that I would have to see!” -Robin can hardly breath from laughing

“I don’t know if I’d want to!” -Roy slaps the table heartily

-Philip nearly disappears under the table with embarrassment

“Christ, the things you come up with, Frank,” -Robin can hardly speak, appreciating the little introspective comedy Frank has provided

“As if anything like that ever happens in Sandford,” -Philip smiles, feeling more at home in the group

-There is a lull in conversation again. Skinner seems to be feuding with himself, looking genuinely upset

“You alright, Simon?” -Frank leans over and touches Skinner’s shoulder

-Skinner whips around, grabs Frank’s neck, and yanks him into an open-mouth kiss, working his tongue into the older man’s mouth, his other arm tangling around Frank’s waist, massaging his side and back, digging for a gap in clothes, a flash of skin. Suddenly, they spring apart, flushed and embarrassed, looking everywhere but into the judgemental eyes of those around them

“We get to see more of that if we keep this discussion going?” -Robin manages to bring the table around again

He will get more, for certain-
 
 
Current Mood: ditzyditzy
 
 
 
Red: Hot Fuzz - O_oredderz on October 9th, 2007 12:21 am (UTC)
OH MY GOD. *can't stop laughing* But I can so see something like this happening! XDDD
Seiberwing: 'Con supportseiberwing on October 9th, 2007 12:57 am (UTC)
This really only confirms my theory that Skinner would probably bonk most of Stanford if given the chance.
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Seiberwingseiberwing on October 9th, 2007 02:33 am (UTC)
And in the department of things I didn't want in my head tonight...
stelluci: Fandomstelluci on October 9th, 2007 02:34 am (UTC)
YES HE DID!

And then Bulbasaur promptly evolved into Ivysaur, and bondage ensued...
Seiberwingseiberwing on October 9th, 2007 02:37 am (UTC)
YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE.
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stelluci: Polislashstelluci on October 9th, 2007 02:40 am (UTC)
*Smashes face against screen*

OA MAI GAWD, THAT IS FILLED WITH CREAMY POKEMON WIN
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stelluci: Tony Blairstelluci on October 9th, 2007 02:43 am (UTC)
...I imagine that would be white and sticky and have a wide splatter radius?

Aaron's all over those Pokeballs.
Seiberwingseiberwing on October 9th, 2007 02:41 am (UTC)
STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.
stelluci: subtextstelluci on October 9th, 2007 02:41 am (UTC)
Aaaaaw, you like it!

What can I do to make it even worse make you feel better?

:D
Seiberwingseiberwing on October 9th, 2007 02:52 am (UTC)
More of Skinner molesting Tim Messenger?
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stelluci: Killinstelluci on October 9th, 2007 02:49 am (UTC)
That picture has...


EXPLODING BREASTS!!
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stelluci: bitchstelluci on October 9th, 2007 03:06 am (UTC)
Oooh, what exploding breasts she has...

You would marvel, or surely perish.

YOU MARVELED! I SAW YOU MARVELING!
Seiberwingseiberwing on October 9th, 2007 02:53 am (UTC)
*goes to wash eyes out*
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Seiberwingseiberwing on October 9th, 2007 03:01 am (UTC)
Some what?
stelluci: Objectionstelluci on October 9th, 2007 03:10 am (UTC)
WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF! THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?
Seiberwingseiberwing on October 9th, 2007 03:59 am (UTC)
IN YOUR MOM.
mikes_grrl on October 9th, 2007 01:35 am (UTC)
*snort giggle snort*

Major squick points for YOU!

LOL!

stelluci: Objectionstelluci on October 9th, 2007 02:26 am (UTC)
The Shooter/Walker thing?

SO started writing that...
wolfy_writing on October 9th, 2007 02:08 am (UTC)
Ooh, I like that.
lacking in glitter: suckagetawg on October 9th, 2007 06:34 am (UTC)
This was... bizarre, and awesome.
neek_loveneek_love on October 9th, 2007 08:46 am (UTC)
LAWL!
Trust you to write Frank/Skinner...and Saxon/Reverand? You're a nutter you are...
stelluci: Catch mestelluci on October 9th, 2007 01:24 pm (UTC)
XD!

EVERYONE bottoms for Skinner.


...EVERYONE....
(Anonymous) on October 9th, 2007 02:48 pm (UTC)
well yea.and by now he must of done the whole town........