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05 October 2007 @ 08:13 am
Subtle Hints (fan fic!)  
Title: Subtle Hint
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: NA/DB
Word Count: 190
Rating: PG(ish)
Summary: Testing the waters? What’s a little kiss, anyway?

“Kiss you?”

“Yeah. Show me.”

“Kiss. You.”


“As in, on the mouth?”

“Well, yeah.”


“You said I’d need to practice!”

“On a girl, Danny. On a girl. That’s who you are supposed to kiss: girls.”

“I’ve kissed girls.”

“You’re the one saying you felt uncomfortable with it. I’m just suggesting that you need to practice.”

“Right! So let’s practice.”

“No. No, that’s not how you go about it. Girls…”

“But there aren’t any girls in my flat, Nick.”

“I can see that. Maybe we should go to the pub, then?”

“And when I find a girl, I’ll kiss her, and I’ll be lousy at it. It won’t feel right at all.”

“You just…”

“You’re the one said I need to practice!”

“You mentioned that already.”

“Well you did say it.”

“...Yes, I did...”



“Kiss me.”

“Kiss you?”

“Yes! Com’eer.”

Danny reached out and grabbed Nicholas and planted his lips on his mouth. For a brief flashing moment before he pushed his idiotic best friend off of him, Nicholas thought he was not sure what Danny was so worried about: he was actually a damn good kisser.
Current Mood: amusedamused
neek_loveneek_love on October 5th, 2007 12:45 pm (UTC)
Cute little fic ^.^ More?
lacking in glitter: subtexttawg on October 5th, 2007 12:57 pm (UTC)
Oh Nicholas, your complete oblivion to the finer mechanics of social interaction is utterly endearing. I expect that, should he be morally ambiguous enough to monopolize on this trait, Danny could get a long way with Nicholas.

"Um, Danny, why am I tied naked to your bed again?"
"We've been over this; it's practice."
"Well, yes... but this is the eighth time you've practiced this week. It's getting difficult for me to walk."
neek_love: OT3neek_love on October 5th, 2007 01:23 pm (UTC)
Bwah ha ha, yes!
mikes_grrl on October 6th, 2007 01:08 am (UTC)
*snort* Oh yes, I somehow think Danny is right down on that line...

joandarck on October 5th, 2007 05:19 pm (UTC)

...AND??? *wheedles for more*
iskytheiskiskytheisk on October 5th, 2007 05:52 pm (UTC)
love the circular logic here, and how utterly without a ticket to the clue bus Nicholas is!
mikes_grrl on October 5th, 2007 06:53 pm (UTC)
That's our Nicky! :)