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26 September 2007 @ 09:58 am
Because stelluci asked for it.  
Title: Every Castle is a Hood
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Prompt: This post
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG, for language.
Warning: all the dialogue is written macro style


“J00 all haz to cum wid me,” Nicholas said.

Frank cocked his head at Nicholas. “Bitch, plz. J00 iz to be cummin’ wid us.”

“All ur base r decimated by uz,” Skinner added.

“O rly?”

“Ja,” said Frank as the rest of the NWA rose to their feet, and Evil!Danny clapped a hand down on Nicholas’ shoulder, “rly.”

“Shitzorz,” said Nicholas, and ran.

He ran and ran, the NWA behind him, until his lungs felt like they were being devoured in a conflagration of betrayal. Conflagration? Nicholas thought, where’d that one come from?

And then he fell down a hole.
 
 
 
Ally: sammichlore_lowell on September 26th, 2007 01:11 am (UTC)
Incredible.

I think I just died a little inside - this is amazing. XD
lacking in glitter: suckagetawg on September 26th, 2007 04:43 am (UTC)
I think I died a little writing it.
hmcgirl on September 26th, 2007 01:16 am (UTC)
"Shitzorz"

BRILLIANT. O YES.
lacking in glitter: shitzorztawg on September 26th, 2007 04:42 am (UTC)
O YES INDEED.
TEAM DISCOVERY CHANNEL!: <3janegodzilla on September 26th, 2007 01:32 am (UTC)
Oh my God, I think I just broke my spleen from laughing. This was awesome.
lacking in glitter: suckagetawg on September 26th, 2007 04:42 am (UTC)
Pass my apologies to you spleen. I can't help but feel that it, and the English language, are the real victims here.
Hippie Geek Girl: HF - I <3 Ugypsyjr on September 26th, 2007 01:52 am (UTC)
Sweet zombie jesus, this fandom is completely and totally on crack.


(This is not a complaint, mind you.)
lacking in glitter: suckagetawg on September 26th, 2007 04:41 am (UTC)
The crack is what reeled me in. That and the men.

(I read that as "This is not a compliment".)

fireflyfailure: jog onfireflyfailure on September 26th, 2007 05:56 am (UTC)
XD
plz 2 be doin the whole movie this way, y/y?
stelluci: PWNstelluci on September 27th, 2007 02:09 am (UTC)
Re: XD
Dude, I'd try that...Like Yu Gi Oh abridged, but a written Fuzz version. Anyone wanna collab? Tawg? Anyone?
lacking in glitter: shitzorztawg on September 27th, 2007 10:34 am (UTC)
Re: XD
Well, I think the fact that I wrote this in the first place is evidence that I have nothing better to do with my time, I'd be happy to collab with you :)
DUCKS CAN'T TALK.: leo/max otpvery_improbable on September 29th, 2007 06:35 am (UTC)
Re: XD
Good god, I haven't seen a Kerry/Edwards icon in years. *hearts*
La Femme Crayola: Fucking Hilariousannlarimer on September 26th, 2007 01:52 pm (UTC)
I am laughing so hard that sound won't come out.
mapanda: Heroes - Sylar Bash Compymapanda on September 26th, 2007 03:35 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*gasp*gasp*HAHAHAHAHAHA!*dies*
stelluci: ROFLstelluci on September 27th, 2007 02:08 am (UTC)
YEEEEEEEEES!

I LOVE YOU UNTIL THERE IS NO LOVE LEFT IN THE LITERARY CANON OF HOT FUZZ, WHICH IS FINE, BECAUSE IT'S A MOVIE!

WIN!
lacking in glittertawg on September 27th, 2007 10:35 am (UTC)
If one there is one thing that this fandom has taught me, it's that there if plenty of love to go around. *chika bow wow* Awww yea.
Pandonkey: Cheeky!pandonkey on September 27th, 2007 02:57 am (UTC)
Oohhhhh, I think I heard something in my gut go 'twang!'

Where'd that one come from? ♥!
ldhenson: Hot Fuzz The Duoldhenson on September 27th, 2007 03:07 am (UTC)
Now that is high-larious.
blinding_sight: Keith-Nyah!blinding_sight on September 27th, 2007 04:45 am (UTC)
When I saw the warning, I thought, "Oh, lord. Should I even bother?"

I'm glad I bothered. Because it's GENIUS.

GENIUS, I SAY!
lacking in glittertawg on September 27th, 2007 10:37 am (UTC)
While I'm flattered, I'm also disheartened because I've been working on a fic with PLOT and DEVELOPMENT and GRAMMAR, and I know it'll never get the adoring response that this has :)

Mary-Moo: brainsviedma on September 28th, 2007 04:25 am (UTC)
Nope, we're pretty much going to love that one, too.
*wheeze*

Bless you for bringing me the funny on such a punchy night!
zombie survivalistbeccavox on September 30th, 2007 07:57 am (UTC)
You have no idea how funny this is after you've read a shitload of bad student essays. If only they could use the English language this badly (i.e. macros) and make it this funny (i.e. your writing).

Damn. I have the cruelies now.
talmage mcgooliger: HF - Whatchu Gonna Doajk on October 4th, 2007 02:13 pm (UTC)
Oh, man. *roffles* You win everything. Forever.