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14 August 2007 @ 10:35 am
drabble post - She's Really Called Rosemary  
TITLE: She's Really Called Rosemary
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: 100. 'Cause, drabble.
RATING: G
WARNINGS: American spelling
NOTES: The lovely stelluci posted family stories yesterday, and sparked this. C&C always welcome.
DISCLAIMER: Not my characters.
ARCHIVE: Please ask first.


She's Really Called Rosemary


Danny Butterman was in love. "Say 'Butterman.'"

The baby made a turtle face.

"Good!"

"That was never 'Butterman.'"

"You still don't understand the local dialect. Can we keep her?"

"No. Doris will want it back when she's out of the loo."

"We'll call her McClane Robocop Angel-hyphen-Butterman."

"That is a lovely, feminine name. Where would we keep it?"

"…cupboard?"

"Riiiiiight. Do you know what to feed it?"

"...chips?"

"Fine. I'll distract Doris, you take Robocop--"

"McClane Robocop."

"--McClane Robocop out the back, hide in the woods, and await instructions."

"Doris is standing behind me, isn't she?"

"Oh yes."
 
 
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Skitz_phenom: Fregg - Sexy Danceskitz_phenom on August 14th, 2007 04:10 pm (UTC)
AWwwwwwwwwwww - that made me go all melty. Freakin' adorable.
La Femme Crayola: Hot Fuzz jumpannlarimer on August 14th, 2007 04:34 pm (UTC)
*pecks you on the cheek and runs away*
pepperlandgirlpepperlandgirl4 on August 14th, 2007 04:37 pm (UTC)
I love the story and your icon is made of win. The "Danny??" at the end literally made me L-O-L.
La Femme Crayola: Hot Fuzz hi nickannlarimer on August 14th, 2007 07:18 pm (UTC)
Danke! It is by our own swankyfunk, from here:
http://swankyfunk.livejournal.com/1014765.html
Zemer: tea timepizzagirl78 on August 14th, 2007 04:57 pm (UTC)
awww, so cute.

BTW, I <3 your icon. It's a classic.
La Femme Crayola: Hot Fuzz hi nickannlarimer on August 14th, 2007 07:19 pm (UTC)
Swankyfunk made it! She is awesome. Visit her here:
http://swankyfunk.livejournal.com/1014765.html
Vilyvily on August 14th, 2007 06:58 pm (UTC)
Heh. They'd make the perfect uncles.
La Femme Crayola: Hot Fuzz jesus christ by gabbieiconsannlarimer on August 14th, 2007 07:21 pm (UTC)
They would let you eat all the corn dogs you wanted, and then ride the roller coaster.
Pandonkey: Hyuck!pandonkey on August 15th, 2007 02:51 am (UTC)
Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!

(Too cute for a coherent response. Squeak!)

(Also, love the icon. I'll have to check out Swankyfunk's post.)

.......Squeeeeeeeeak!
Erin: pimpunicornonthecob on August 15th, 2007 03:43 am (UTC)
so.great.
ldhenson: Hot Fuzz La Boomstickldhenson on August 15th, 2007 06:23 am (UTC)
"That is a lovely, feminine name. Where would we keep it?"

"It." From Angel. Fabulous.
bron't you dare: circle circle square square.nerdork on August 20th, 2007 12:54 am (UTC)
Nice. I particularly enjoy the title and Angel's pronoun choice.