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01 August 2007 @ 02:19 pm
drabble post: Blue Fury  
TITLE: Blue Fury
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: 100. What with it being a drabble and all.
RATING: PG for language
WARNINGS: American spelling; spoilers
DISCLAIMER: Obviously not mine.
ARCHIVE: Please ask first.

They're tired, cold, and wet, wrapped in waffly, ineffectual blankets.

Danny looks at Nicholas.

"What?"

"You came back."

"You knew I would."

"Well, yeah."

Danny never did get the Met officers' names. He thinks of them as Chief Inspector Old Wanker, Inspector Smarmy Cunt, and Sergeant Smuggy. "I kinda like it here," Nicholas tells them, when they ask him to return to London. It's the mildest ticking-off Danny's ever seen.

"Were they the blue fury of the Met, then?"

Nicholas' turn to look at him.

"Only I thought they'd be taller."

Shaking with silent laughter, Nicholas has to look away.
 
 
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pepperlandgirlpepperlandgirl4 on August 1st, 2007 07:41 pm (UTC)
Haha. Awesome.
Matirx7fearcat on August 1st, 2007 09:06 pm (UTC)
hehe yay...
atomicstoney on August 1st, 2007 10:09 pm (UTC)
Haha, that's cute. X3
Seiberwingseiberwing on August 1st, 2007 10:28 pm (UTC)
Sergeant Smeggy. Brilliant.
Pandonkey: Grinpandonkey on August 2nd, 2007 04:30 am (UTC)
Yup. That's exactly how that conversation went.
sammiface!: hot fuzz | nothing funny.chibijelly on August 3rd, 2007 03:22 am (UTC)
SMARMY CUNT/SMUGGY OTP.

I mean what.
La Femme Crayolaannlarimer on August 3rd, 2007 07:55 pm (UTC)
:D
twigcollins: group sporttwigcollins on August 12th, 2007 03:32 am (UTC)
Every time I watch the movie and they get to the scene, I keep thinking back to this drabble.

Awesome : )
La Femme Crayolaannlarimer on August 13th, 2007 02:12 pm (UTC)
:D *beam* Thank you.